Iowa becomes the first Midwestern state to legalize same-sex marriage.Not any separate-but-equal shit, but SAME-SEX MARRIAGE. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT? When I saw this in yesterday morning's newspaper, I was all OH YEAH BITCHES and Smeg was like, "Dude, Iowa? Of all the states that could, Iowa?" Apparently you can start getting married there on April ( Read more... )

Okay, this morning, I was in a sort of tired, achy mood and when I came outside to go to school, there was a Jim Esch sign on our lawn, and all the other lawns had signs, too. Thinking that the government had invaded some personal property right by planting signs everywhere, I ripped it from the ground and pitched it behind one of our bushes. I ( Read more... )

OH

MY

GOD.

OH MY GOD. WTF.

DARREN HAYES MARRIED HIS BOYFRIEND. YES. HIS BOYFRIEND. HE IS ... THE GAYI TOTALLY FUCKING KNEW IT. EVERYONE TOTALLY FUCKING KNEW IT. OH MY GOD. I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, DARREN!! SHOUT IT OUT LOUD AND CLEAR ( Read more... )

ApparentlyJust got out of debate and holy bejabers, my speech was the first one to provoke intense debate. There were a few questions here and there for the first few, and once I'd read my speech (which took 2:52 - much longer than I'd thought it'd be), everyone was like WTF AMINALS AREN'T GAY et cetera ( Read more... )